Only once in a Jurassic Era of Earth's existence do we get the chance to learn from a species such as THE DINOSAUR.

Now what is sweet about dinos is that: they seem very fun, they ran things back in the day, and that we pretend to know what color their skin was, when for all we know it could have been hot pink with shimmery gold lightning bolts all over BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FOSSILS OF THEIR SKIN.

But scientists use a little thing called Deductive Reasoning to figure out what color would have been most likely, based on camoflage and what colors God had in his prehostoric paint set.

We have much to learn from these beasts of yesteryear, and I will now list for you the...
 TOP 10 DINOS 
and WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM

1. STEGOSAURUS

These dinos have the smallest brains (walnut size!) of all, and so their jurrasic bodies compensated by having a SECOND BRAIN in their hips! And THIS is how they would move!
Whatever you lack in brains, make up for it with brute strenth and in having the most nerve endings in your hips. Plus, it can't hurt to swivel those hips like it's 47,000,000 B.C.

So basically, Ricky Martin is a latin descendant of the stegosaurus.

2. TRICERATOPS

Use your natural talents and body parts to impress members of the opposite sex. If you have a big forehead, ram it into the forehead of your competition. If you've got spikes coming out of your face, don't "surprise kiss" anyone. It will only end with bloodshed. 

3. BRONTOSAURUS

Eat your vegetables.  A healthy way to do this is to eat a nice salad before every meal. Keep in mind: this meal could be your last. When's the last time we had an eon-ending meteor shower? Exactly. We are long overdue, my friends.

Plus, you'll get all the nutrients your 4 ton body needs to roam the desert and poach pterodactyls right out of the sky and avoid being murdered alive by this next dino:

4. TYRANNOSAURUS

This is the only photo that has ever been taken of the T-Rex, how menacing!

Even if you have tiny, miniature arms like the
T-Rex, Nemo, Quazimodo, etc. you can still make a big impact on the world. And by impact, I mean alienate everyone around by your behavior and physical deformities.

5. VELOCIRAPTOR

These freaky dinos were naturally social creatures, because they had a fear of being called a "loner" or "lame-o" (two of the scientific terms that paleontologists came up with to describe 
depressing dino behavior).

But Velociraptors were smart, they utilize a wingman to help close the deal.

6. PTERODACTYL

The best way to surprise someone is swooping down from UP ABOVE.

Dinos would expect you to pop out from behind a cliff face or boulder, but rarely did they crane their long, stiff necks to see what was coming from the sky!

7. TROODONTIDS

These clowns have the largest brain-to-body ratio of any dino. They are as intelligent as modern day birds. Which means, they'll do pretty much anything for a piece of stale bread. Real smart, assholes.

It looks just like an ostrich... could there still be TROODONTIDS AMONG US?! (you're welcome, Spielberg, for that premise).

8. ANKYLOSAURUS

They are the wildest of all dinos, and covered in spikes all over their backs.
They even had spikes on their eyelids!
The takeaway: always wear mascara. You never know when National Geographic papparazzi is going to catch you off guard. And you want to look good because hot guys read National Geographic (for real. They do).
 
This thing looks just like an alligator. Could it be that we also have ANKYLOSAURUSES AMONG US?!

9. BRACHIOSAURUS

These jumbos have SPOON-SHAPED TEETH! That can only mean one thing: breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and has been since the dawn of time.

Now many safari enthusiasts who moonlight as paleontologists have commented on how close the bone structure is to that of a giraffe. Could it be.. that we have BRACHIOSAURUSES AMONG US?! It's just too easy.

10. DILOPHOSAURUS

The best way to draw attention away from your face (especially if it's scary)? Wear a bright, colorful and retractable necklace or ruffle around your neck.

That way, people will be mesmerized by it, and not get all caught up on staring at your fangs, snout, bony eyebrows, creepy talons, long tail, green back stripes, hissing tongue...