In the very first episode of Full House, DJ tells Stephanie about her BFF: "Kimmy's not an airhead. She just hates thinking."

Let this be our first lesson. If we have any shortcomings, make it very clear that we possess the skills, but don't actually LIKE to use them.

Amazing. With so much emphasis on "who's the samantha?! and oh no... am I the miranda of our ladygroup!?" I think we need to bring it back to something more down-to-earth and relatable: That obnoxious, oddly dressed neighbor who opened-the-door-without-knocking and stepped right into our lives and teased our siblings for us.

It is with some sense of self-concern that I reveal this to you: I have been told, by professionals in the theatre and medical communities, that I remind them of Kimmy Gibbler. I take this as a compliment, because Kimmy was quick, and always dressed how she felt.

Now it's time to revive your reputation among your closest confidantes, and change things up in the New Year. I have composed a guide to help you change from being "the smart one" or "the hot one" to "The Kimmy Gibbler" of your friend group.