There's nothing like lacing your everyday conversations with lines from the most quotable movie about a modern family, that was ripped apart at the top and infiltrated by a tranny granny, who just wants his kids back.

First off, Robin Williams is a genius. This electrifying one man slash woman show gave us these gems:

1. The whole time? The whole time?! The WHOLE TIME??!?!?!
2. My first day as a woman and I'm already getting hot flashes.
3. I'm a raptor, doin' what I can, gonna eat everything til the appearance of man. Yo yo see me, I'm living below the soil. I'll be back but I'm comin' as OIL.
4. I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She's got the crabs dear and I don't mean Dungeness.
5. I do a great impression of a hot dog.
6. I was in a band, Severe Tire Damage. I just want to know one thing. Are your kids well-behaved? Or do they need like, a few light slams every now and then?
7. Oh, a boy. I don't work with the males, because I used to be one.
8. Oh, as I hold this cold meat I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.


Find a way to use them in your daily life!